“Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night…”
Well, we’ve all been there, right? Sometimes parenting requires a serious sugar rush, and no chocolate is off-limits when you crave those calories. This parent just realized that it would be easier to suggest that their son’s chocolate was lost rather than owning up to their midnight cravings.
“My toddler woke up upset because he couldn’t find his glasses, but what really set him off was when I told him he didn’t even wear glasses…”
If you have kids, you’ll know that anything can make them upset. Yes, even if that certain situation doesn’t involve them in the slightest, they are going to cry about it. This was certainly the case for this kid, who just couldn’t get over the fact that he was looking for nonexistent glasses.
“As the parent of a 5-year-old boy, I can name all the dinosaurs and none of my coworkers…”
Having a kid means that you take yourself back to school. Instead of bothering to keep up-to-date with taxes or the new people at work, this is your chance to learn as your children do. We’re talking about expert knowledge on dinosaurs, Santa’s reindeer, and the inhabitants of Fairy Land.
Parenting is a rollercoaster, and while it can sometimes be fun, it can also make you feel a little overwhelmed. So, let it out on social media, y’all.